People Addicted to Raising Mini-Lobsters Are Likely the Same Crowd Obsessed with Forums in 1998
Lately, Iâve come to realize that while Chinese people often claim to be pragmatic and obsessed with âusefulness,â deep down, thatâs not entirely true. If humans truly only cared about utility, they would do nothing beyond eating, sleeping, and making money. Yet in reality, the moment many people encounter something novel, they immediately set aside their âserious business,â daydreaming about it, obsessing over it, as if stumbling into a whole new worldâone they feel compelled to pour their heart and soul into, just for the sheer satisfaction of it. Take the recent OpenClaw craze, for example. Some install it, connect it to messages, configure skills, tweak prompts, all under the guise of âjust trying it out.â But once they do, itâs like a scholar of old wandering into a brothelâthey wonât leave until the rooster crows. If you look closely at these people and then recall those who first ventured onto the internet around 1998, staying up all night dialing into forums, utterly spellbound, youâll realize: itâs the same crowd. The hats have changed, but the obsessions remain untouched.
Around 1998, the internet was like a half-open door for many. Those outside could hear the commotion within but didnât understand the rules or the benefits. Yet once they stepped through, leaving became difficult. Back then, going online meant listening to the dial-up tone. The moment the phone line connected, the machine would screech as if summoning ghosts rather than establishing a connection. The speeds were painfully slowâeven loading an image took patienceâbut peopleâs hearts raced with impatience: eager to check the boards, to see if there were new posts, to find out whether yesterdayâs heated debate had gotten a reply. A username, a forum section, a few clumsy wordsâthese were enough to captivate someone. By day, they might blend into the crowd unnoticed, but at night, in front of the screen, they suddenly came alive in another world. This was the joyâand the afflictionâof that generation.
Now, in this era of âeverything can be smart,â everything seems more advanced: forums are gone, or at least not what they used to be; the dial-up sound is a relic of the past; people have new names, new interfaces, new jargon. Yet that old addiction hasnât diedâitâs quietly reincarnated. Some now tinker with OpenClaw, cloaking it in noble justifications: boosting efficiency, automating tasks, letting agents handle their work. Thatâs not untrue, but if efficiency were truly the goal, why stay up past midnight staring at logs? Why tweak a skill endlessly when it already works? Why, after a task runs smoothly, keep wondering if it can connect to new channels, learn new tricks, or become smarter, more lifelike? Clearly, âefficiencyâ is mostly a facade. Whatâs really driving them is the same old urge to tinker, obsess, and carve out a home in a new world.
Thatâs why I say itâs the same crowd. They donât love forums, nor do they love OpenClaw itselfâthey love the feeling of âentering a new world.â In the forum era, that world was an electronic marketplace built on posts, signatures, moderators, spam, and lurking. Youâd say something, and someone far away would reply; youâd pick a username, and it felt like claiming a seat in the void; linger in a section long enough, and youâd develop acquaintances, grudges, even a sense of belonging to a digital community. Todayâs OpenClaw enthusiasts are no different. Theyâre not just using a toolâtheyâre building their own microcosm: connecting it to QQ, adding skills, writing prompts, setting up automated tasks. Watching a cold, lifeless program actually move, respond, and execute commands gives them a peculiar satisfaction, as if theyâre not just operating a machine but nurturing an electronic being that grows more capable by the day.
The reason people get addicted to this, I think, isnât complicated. The real world is vast, and the individual is small. In the daylight order of things, a person is often just a tiny cogâtheir words may go unheard, their ideas ignored, their time and energy sliced into fragments to feed work and life. Over time, the spirit withers. But things like forums and OpenClaw create a small world where one can tinker and witness changes firsthand. On a forum, you post, and thereâs a response; with OpenClaw, you tweak, and it reacts. You exert a bit of will, and the world shifts slightly. This feedback loop is intoxicatingâbecause in the grand scheme of reality, people often feel powerless, making the godlike control over a tiny system all the more precious.
Thereâs another striking similarity between these two obsessions: neither is a one-time affairâthey thrive on âconstant refreshing.â The soul of a forum lies in refreshing; the soul of OpenClaw does too. Forum addicts knew full well that new content might not appear for hours, yet theyâd compulsively check, as if missing out on some monumental secret. Todayâs agent tinkerers, too, know tasks wonât finish instantly or skills activate immediately, yet they canât resist glancing again and again, like watching a pot that refuses to boil. The thrill isnât just in the resultâitâs in the waiting itself. Addiction isnât always about gaining something; sometimes, itâs about the tantalizing hope of whatâs just out of reach.
Of course, there will always be naysayersâthose who preach that forums are a waste of time, that OpenClaw is a distraction, that these are just new-age toys sapping oneâs ambition. Theyâre not entirely wrong. If someone neglects sleep, meals, real people, or real responsibilities for these pursuits, itâs pitiable. Yet I suspect many seemingly âuselessâ obsessions quietly preserve a spark of vitality in people. If someone has nothingâbeyond KPIs, replies, and spreadsheetsâthat makes their eyes light up, thatâs the real tragedy. Forums or OpenClaw, at least they prove a person is still willing to take interest in a new world, to delight in small changes, to resist being ground into a smooth, lifeless stone by reality.
So yes, those addicted to raising OpenClaw are indeed the same as those who first ventured online in 1998, obsessed with forums. They love new frontiers, testing boundaries, finding a sense of existence in virtual spaces. Theyâre easily hooked by âresponses,â tamed by ârefreshing,â and absorbed by small worlds where order gradually takes shape. On the surface, times have changed: from phone lines, BBS, and forums to agents, skills, and automation. But the underlying drive hasnât shifted in decades. The Chinese havenât grown more rationalâtheyâve just transferred the energy once spent staring at posts and waiting for replies to staring at tasks, tweaking prompts, and waiting for logs. The objects and names have changed, but that late-night refusal to sleep, that flicker of excitement, remains the same.
In the end, a life without any obsessions might not be a better one. The only question is whether youâre mastering the toyâor if the toy is gently, tenderly mastering you.